I’m a 17th Level Office Manager. I currently have a maximum of 157 hit points, some magical artefacts may be involved, and a cursed suit jacket that causes apathy but looks quite smart.
The charity shop where I got it from has never existed, according to the locals I spoke to, which is a shame as I need a new coat and was hoping they’d have one of those longcoats that pirate wizards wear to ward off tea rounds and leviathans.
There are other, regular charity shops around my locality though but I don’t think they let you barter using a d20 to determine outcomes.
I may have to resort to seeing what Peacocks offer me in exchange for some cabbages I need to shift. Either that or going on a quest to the centre of the city and battling all the strange and wonderful beings that wander through it capturing pictorial evidence of their visitations.
Any recommendations? What’s a good coat to have? It doesn’t necessarily have to be enchanted or anything.